{"id":2091,"date":"2021-11-30T21:46:58","date_gmt":"2021-12-01T01:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/?page_id=2091"},"modified":"2021-11-30T21:46:58","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T01:46:58","slug":"pardon-me-sir-but-do-you","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/poetry-archive\/pardon-me-sir-but-do-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Pardon Me, Sir, But Do You&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\r\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2131\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"342\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-1024x1536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-1365x2048.jpg 1365w, https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1188\/2021\/11\/the_listener-scaled.jpg 1707w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 342px) 100vw, 342px\" \/>\r\n<figcaption>&#8220;The Listener&#8221; by Kelly LaCour<\/figcaption>\r\n<\/figure>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\"><strong>PARDON ME, SIR, BUT DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, SIGNE?<br \/><\/strong>Robert Beveridge<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color\">Will only use weapons that require<br \/>the personal touch. Prefers doggy<br \/>style. Has never touched a fast-<br \/>food hamburger. Believes \u201chockey\u201d<br \/>is the opposite of \u201cunique\u201d. Will<br \/>thrust a spear into your side if you<br \/>refuse to notice previous cautions.<br \/>Throws your cheese on the ground<br \/>and has been known to call you Lila.<br \/>Has never been investigated by the NHK.<br \/>Believes agriculture is a luxury. Put<br \/>as many miles of salt water between<br \/>us and them as possible, given the size<br \/>of the navy. Has not carved any obelisks.<br \/>Yet.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-text-color has-background has-medium-gray-background-color has-medium-gray-color is-style-wide\" \/>\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><span class=\"has-inline-color has-black-color\"><strong>Robert Beveridge<\/strong> (he\/him) makes noise (<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/xterminal.bandcamp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">xterminal.bandcamp.com<\/a><span class=\"has-inline-color has-black-color\">) and writes poetry in Akron, OH. Recent\/upcoming appearances in FEED October Series, Breathe, and Passager, among others.<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PARDON ME, SIR, BUT DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, SIGNE?Robert Beveridge Will only use weapons that requirethe personal touch. Prefers doggystyle. Has never <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/poetry-archive\/pardon-me-sir-but-do-you\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3221,"featured_media":2131,"parent":1261,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3221"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2229,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2091\/revisions\/2229"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1261"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubalt.edu\/welter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}